Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Dialogue of Two Old Guys Watching Spiderman 2 While Waiting For the Game to Start

OLD GUY 1: Whoa. That sure is some strong web. He stopped a train with that stuff.
OLD GUY2: Wonder where he bought those hand shooter things.
OG1: Store bought. He knows a place in Queens.
OG2: Yeah, probably a good deal. But they getcha on the refills. That's how they getcha.
OG1: Yeah, like toner.
OG2: Crooks.

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OG1: Oh look, he ripped up his pretty little suit.
OG2: Musta been made in China.

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OG1: That Doc Ock has gotta be an alkie. He's swaying like a wino.
OG2: Nah, look at him - violent, dirty trenchcoat, talking to his hands - definitely a meth-head or somethin'.
OG1: Love to see him doing eight different drugs at once.

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OG1: Okay, now they got all the cliches on one train. The construction worker. The business guy. The pregnant woman.
OG2: Yeah and every single race is represented. All for Spidey's big moment.
OG1: I don't see any Puerto Ricans. This is New York and there's no Puerto Ricans?
OG2: The Puerto Ricans are the ones who stole his mask. They hopped off two stops back.

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This has been another installment of Old Guy Theater! Thank you for joining us! Goodnight and "go blow it out your hole"!

4 comments:

CreoleBeBop said...

Couldn't been the PRs stole the mask. They'se only into that shit during carnival. My moneys on the Dagos!

An old man.

savannah said...

and this came to you when? xoox/ma kettle

Mr. Moose said...

This didn't come to me. It's actually a verbatim transcription. All I have to do is sit in the living room with my laptop and try not to laugh too hard.

Roses said...

OMG! This totally cracked me up.