Saturday, May 31, 2008

Heaven - Have You Been? It's Paradise!

Happy Sabbath! And even though I am breaking the rules of Sabbath by wishing you a Happy Sabbath via the intra-web, I mean it just the same. Besides, I'm Muslim (can I get a amin?!!) and we do our sabbathizing on Fridays like all civilized folk. Surely God - who is Great like Tony the Tiger - should understand denominational differences better than anyOne.

And speaking of Muslims (ha-rumph!), how cool is this. Go watch it then come back so you can laugh properly when I tell you that "broccoli is my personal jihad!"

I'm in an unbelievably good mood and I don't care that I don't know why.


Sunday, May 4, 2008

Enough Is Enough And I Cant Stands No More!

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats," said H.L. Mencken. For me that time is NOW. My business, my work, my relationships, my life - it's time to fight, and fight dirty. On my signal...unleash Hell.