Thursday, August 26, 2010

"You want to know what I do? None of your f*cking business!"

Hey, whoa. Sorry about that. Kinda amped-up today. But what else is new? I believe it was Goethe who said, "Never hurry, never rest". He pointedly did not say, "Hurry hurry, never rest, get up now you lazy bastard." No, he was not that kind of guy. I need to relax, dammit!

All of this to say, I'm busy. Very busy. Too busy, in fact, to finish this sent...

What? Oh yes, busy. I had something else I was going to say, but I put my words down on my desk and can't find them. I believe it was Ozzy Osbourne who said, "We're going off the rails on the Crazy Train." You will notice he did not say "I" but "We" are going off the rails. We're in this together - ahhh, at last no longer alone.

Okay, this is it. Really gotta go. I believe it was Alexie Sherman who said, "Every word on your blog is a word not in your book." As any fool can plainly see (insert appropriate answer here), there are already enough words on this blog today to make a an introductory paragraph in a chapter of my book.

A very boring paragraph which would only have to be edited out later. I'm just sayin'.