Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Oh well

I just read Raymond Carver's "Little Things" and it made me hate him.  I don't know how long it will last but things will never be the same between us.

Monday, September 24, 2012

A Change of Key Will Let You Out

Wow.  I just had to share - you know how it is.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Don't Forget Me

I'm working on a new website.  And a book.  And a job.  And...

And I'll be around soon, with lots of good news.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Aerlksnd lsiurs sitat? Iklmt lsiret sler !!!!!

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?
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I stopped drinking coffee yesterday.

If you see me shaking in the corner and mumbling about unlocking the secrets of the Antikythera Mechanism, just put a blanket around me and walk away quietly.

Thursday, August 9, 2012


Dear Niece,

Welcome to the world.  If you need anything, let me know.

Uncle Moose

Monday, July 30, 2012

Captain's Log: Passing the Horn of Midnight

"If you see the teeth of the lion, do not think that the lion is smiling at you."


To this I would add, "If you stick you head in the mouth of the lion, do not think the lion is kissing you."

I am once again at the helm of the Night Ship, headed into the long channels of the Dark.  If I reach the Morning Isles, I will say one prayer for you, one prayer for me, and one prayer for the sleep we've lost along the way.

Now take the wheel while I go below for coffee and self pity.