Oh well

I just read Raymond Carver's "Little Things" and it made me hate him.  I don't know how long it will last but things will never be the same between us.

A Change of Key Will Let You Out

Wow.  I just had to share - you know how it is.

Don't Forget Me

I'm working on a new website.  And a book.  And a job.  And...

And I'll be around soon, with lots of good news.

Aerlksnd lsiurs sitat? Iklmt lsiret sler !!!!!

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I stopped drinking coffee yesterday.

If you see me shaking in the corner and mumbling about unlocking the secrets of the Antikythera Mechanism, just put a blanket around me and walk away quietly.

Welcome!

Dear Niece,

Welcome to the world.  If you need anything, let me know.

Uncle Moose

Captain's Log: Passing the Horn of Midnight

"If you see the teeth of the lion, do not think that the lion is smiling at you."

Al-Mutanabbi

To this I would add, "If you stick you head in the mouth of the lion, do not think the lion is kissing you."

I am once again at the helm of the Night Ship, headed into the long channels of the Dark.  If I reach the Morning Isles, I will say one prayer for you, one prayer for me, and one prayer for the sleep we've lost along the way.

Now take the wheel while I go below for coffee and self pity.

38: The Strontium Year

As is our custom here at the Alcelogue, three hundred sixty-five days of consecutive living is a time to reflect, sum up, and otherwise excavate the past for any valuable lessons. So what have I learned?


1. Gratitude is the key to inner peace.  When I consciously call to mind the people who love me and the other blessings in my life,  I immediately let go of whatever negativity I'm holding.  Resentment is useless.

2. My brain is only useful when I need it to do something.  All the unsolicited "advice" it gives me is meaningless.

3. I deserve to live a happy, peaceful, completely fulfilled life surrounded by comfort, beauty, and healthy, inspiring influences.

4. Life can be is effortless if I want it to be.

5. I don't feel good when I don't exercise and when I don't eat like a human being (yes, I actually had to learn this one).



Now how's that as a plan for living?