OLD GUY 1: Whoa. That sure is some strong web. He stopped a train with that stuff.
OLD GUY2: Wonder where he bought those hand shooter things.
OG1: Store bought. He knows a place in Queens.
OG2: Yeah, probably a good deal. But they getcha on the refills. That's how they getcha.
OG1: Yeah, like toner.
OG2: Crooks.
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OG1: Oh look, he ripped up his pretty little suit.
OG2: Musta been made in China.
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OG1: That Doc Ock has gotta be an alkie. He's swaying like a wino.
OG2: Nah, look at him - violent, dirty trenchcoat, talking to his hands - definitely a meth-head or somethin'.
OG1: Love to see him doing eight different drugs at once.
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OG1: Okay, now they got all the cliches on one train. The construction worker. The business guy. The pregnant woman.
OG2: Yeah and every single race is represented. All for Spidey's big moment.
OG1: I don't see any Puerto Ricans. This is New York and there's no Puerto Ricans?
OG2: The Puerto Ricans are the ones who stole his mask. They hopped off two stops back.
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This has been another installment of Old Guy Theater! Thank you for joining us! Goodnight and "go blow it out your hole"!
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4 comments:
Couldn't been the PRs stole the mask. They'se only into that shit during carnival. My moneys on the Dagos!
An old man.
and this came to you when? xoox/ma kettle
This didn't come to me. It's actually a verbatim transcription. All I have to do is sit in the living room with my laptop and try not to laugh too hard.
OMG! This totally cracked me up.
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